Sinister: beepster, orange juice for the drink and what beanies do you have please?

[Fluffy Sarah]

Hallo there!

¿Beepster? I had my first ever A-level exam in the world EVER today. I
wore my pretty Bowlie dress so I could think, so WHAT I've got an exam
which I am bound to fail in, at least I HAVE A CUTE DRESS! It slightly
worked. The exam went ok...I supose....my Spanish accent was Spanish-
and-or-South-Wales inspired, and I had to do a SILLY stimulus material
on voluntary work. VOLUNTARY WORK! And of course, in the meeting before
the exam the examiner told EVERYONE what the stimuli (??) wuld be. And
as such, the people who's last names are ZAKOWSKI or something have the
whole day to revise for it, and if your last name is CLARKE like mine
you are first in and have to do the whole thing off the top of your head
you are SHIT and you FAIL. Bastard.

Beepster. Hehe! I've cheered up now. I have also eaten a Marble for
post-exam comfort, and I have bought a packet of chocolate biscuits that
I bet will not last the night. I wish I'd bought some pringles, but my
hands were full with biscuit and file crammed full of Spanish notes that
help me not one jolt. Well. Its over now.

Beepster! Are they not doing merchandise then? I'll do merchandise! I'll
think of some ideas and get back to you. They won't be white tshirts
though. No white. Potential slogan: Belle and Sebastian, like Prince
Caspian, who I think was in a book, by that bloke who writes books about
the giant lion called Aslan who is actually a metaphor for god and the
kingdom of heaven, as are all the chronicle of Narnia stories... more
work? You guys want the moon on a stick.

Beepst-ah >> Eurovision is on the 29th! I hear a cartain listee is
having a Eurovision party and I'm very jealous. I want a Eurovision
party. It'd be fun, and you have drink ARCHERS at it. I don't know why
but IT IS A RULE AND I AM BETTER AT MAKING RULES (roolz?) THAN THE REST
OF YOU! I AM THE SUPREME MILK MONITOR AT THE SCHOOL OF RULE-MAKING! I'm
sorry, that was just being an arse. Mmm, Archers is lovely. I recommend
Chris Leonard to try it instead of heroin one day. You might just like
it. And at least I'm not forcing you to try it, like that nasty woman
off the doctor pepper (so miiiisunderstood) advert. 

Beepster, I like what Ian wrote about SLEAZENATION the worst magazine in
the world ever. I truly agree! London bastards, thinking they rule the
world of national magazine publishing when in fact they rule nothing and
probably can't control their bowel movements. Living in the provinces, I
only found out what a bowel movement was yesterday. Aparently all the
hep Soho Buckaroos are doing them! In Muji! Up the arse!

Shhhhh!
I'M GOING NOW BYE!!!!!!
Sarah

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