Sinister: The Sinister List - a tribute

[Ihamilt at xxx.com]

With apologies to momus for stealing his idea, and with apologies to the nice 
ones out there - im sure there are some of you. Bye


Idiots, fakers, pseueds and baboons
  I met them on the sinister list
  Folks that make me throw up my chips
  I'm so sorry you exist
  
  Tommy Twee found the holy grail
  a jad fair 7 inch, sent by air mail
  he attached a kitten sticker to his school satchel
  in an attempt to gain favour with Stephen Pastel
  
  Lisa Lame was secretly fond of Oasis
  but thats not allowed, so she dropped them like a stone
  and even when she was having nighly drug fuelled orgies
 she still posted that she was virginal, sad, and alone
  
  	Ian Indie met his bride to be
  	being foppish  on the sinister list 
  	though she had been royally rodgered
  	she said coyly " im 21, and never been kissed"
  
  Floppy Fringed Fred loves Heavenly and Sarah product
  spends his summer snorting cocaine and being fucked
  Sad Sarah loves the Delgadod and Arab Strap
  she bakes them belgian buns, and all of that crap
  
  
  
  			The sinister list, the sinisster list
  			So sorry that you exist on the sinister  list
  			The sinister list, the sinister list
  
  			fuck off with your bloody sinister list
  
  Alice Anal and Billy Boring
  like feeding kittens in snow
  park the bmw in a safe place
and cycle to the Snow Patrol Show
  
  Fatuous Frank admires Fergus from Uresei Yatsura
  gazes lovingly at his fanzine on Camera Obscura
  He insists hes hardcore vegan , at the 13th Note
  'and dines nightly on the gizzard of freshly slaughtered goat
  
  	Susannah Grossman, one of sinisters 2 gems
  	along with Tara Nicole , 2 bright hopes for us all
  	they are charming and honest and lovely and sweet
and are simply themselves, thats all
  
  
  	CB likes creeping Bent, and looking at buses
point out he has a car, and he swears and he fusses
he says " im cool and i saw gregorys Girl once,
Isobel would love me, ive got a bit of a hunch"
  	
  	Private School Stans dad owns his own oil tanker,
when 30, he'll be a fascist Telegraph reading merchant banker
but instead he stands coyly in Byres Rd John Smiths
flicks through peruvian imports of mogwai and Bis
  
  			The sinister list, the sinister list
  			yor soul will freeze on the sinister list
  			the sinister list, the sinister list
  bollocks to the lot of you, on the sinister list
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 +-+  "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+
 +-+  "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+
 +-+                     "jelly-filled danishes"                   +-+
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