Sinister: Wuthering Heights

[Therese McKenna]

'I want you to know that you have treated me infernally. INFERNALLY'
(Cliff Richard (playing Heathcliff) comforts the dying Cathy).

'Tttthhhhhhhhwwwwaaaaaaaaaccccccccckkkkkkk'
(Heathcliffrichard deals out some justice to his twee, simpering, 
you-could-knock-me-over-with-a-feather-type-wife Isabella).

'Mmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeooooooooooooaaauuuooooooowwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeekk'
(Heathcliffrichard strings up Isabella's cute little puddy-tat).
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T'would appear that listees are exploring the darker side of Cliff Richard's 
posting personality as exemplified by his role in the all singing, all 
dancing 'Heathcliff' it's me it's catheee i've come hohohohome....Lots of 
tumultuous tumult and antagonistic antagonism going on at the mo'. Great. 
Perhaps.
Anyhoo, I'm not going to comment on any of it, this being my inaugural 
lecture, opting instead for the inane 'hi, my name is, it's soo nice to be 
here' approach. Originality is rife. If that's not an oxymoron or 
something...
Yeah, yeah, so I'm another person in on the heels of the bowlie 
extravaganza, got a problem with that? eh? wow, that was the bestest weekend 
EVER (she yelled), and i'm so very sad that i've still got my tag on. it now 
makes a nice crackly sound. i was in a chalet with ian whose posts are much 
more entertaining than mine have ever any hope of being, and ian, i was as 
much of a 'd' as you were. :)
i'm a belfast girl, a law and french student if you don't mind, though i'm 
giving up law 'cos it's not very pretty. nah (shit i'm lapsing into this 
careless state of inattention to punctuation and capital letters that is 
infecting so many these days), i'm dropping it because it's dull and liable 
to necessitate lots of hard work which i'm much too lazy to do. But 
whythehell would 1000 odds people care 'bout that? Hmmm...i've loved Belle 
and Sebastian since conception, in fact ever since I was a little star 
twinkling in the heavens, as I once was, apparently, so i'm much cooler and 
a better person than all the rest of you as a result of this. And i play the 
flute.
I'm not going to write anything of import AT ALL in this mail by the way, in 
case you hadn't concluded this for yourself, so if you're still reading, 
you're a wee bit mad. Zoiks, I wish i'd thought of something to talk about 
before starting this. Whatever will you all think of me? ;) Well, maybe I'll 
think of something relevant next time...Until then, delete away and continue 
with yer topical debate of the day. Y'all seem quite charming anyways...
                                  ciao for niao,
                                          Terri.



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