Sinister: what a lot of bother

[Megan K Lehar]

my, this is the busiest that the list has been since before the bowlie!
but there are some rather interesting posts today.  first off, jeanette
changed my life when she said:

>According to the Dr Pepper Museum (www.drpeppermuseum.com), this

dp museum????  ooooh, this is the anwser to my wildest dreams!  while
living in texas, i became addicted to the fiber enriched elixar (as it's
made with plums, it keeps your bowels nice and fresh) and have become
something of the addict.  i believe that the actual *secret* ingredient is
actually crack.  all i know is that i keep coming back to it.

keeping up with the fecalphellia theme, martin robinson said:

>tenderly by the hands of a certain Honey. It's not to say if your pet
>labrodor Harold takes a dump on the lawn someone rushes out with a poopa
>scoopa, it's normally left for the flies to feast on, but if someone
>lets a herd of elephants come in a dump on the prize rose bushes surely
>a quiet word with the local zoo is in order.

that has to be the best metaphor i've heard in quite awhile.  then
genevieve lit up my life by saying:

>but be nice to sinister,the golden rule you know,you may end up one day 
>bloated on a toilet, green with syphilis, bitter and old and alone,with
no 
>wife or husband to make you a nice fresh apple pie.

which is another mental image that i was desperate without.  for one so
young, your wisdom encompasses the ages genni.

um, i guess that was it.  not a lot i suppose, i just thought it was odd
that so many people wanted to cram their heads up the collective list ass.
but you know, fin de siecle.  read some joyce.

xoxo
megan



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