Sinister: song

[ian]

twee?  you fucking becha...

oops..sorry, that should have read: twee? (giggle) why, yes i suppose so

sung to the tune of "glad to be gay" by tom robinson.  but you can really
sing it to whatever tune you want.  its up to you.

an anthem of twee by ian
...

the british pop fans are the best in the world
i don't believe all of those things that i've heard
bout them ripping up daisy chains, calling us sad
saying our corduroys are som sort of fad

sing if you're totally twee
sing if you drink herbal tea
hee
sing if you're thrilled to be twee
sing in your own special key

they'll laugh at your velvet, they'll sneer at velour
say living in chalets is terribly poor
ignore all their jokes as you skip up the street
you and "hello kitty" know life can be sweet

sing if you're totally twee
sing if you own "up a tree"
hee
sing if you're terribly twee
sing in your own special key

don't kid yourself that those people are right
watch them dancing to "steps", its a terrible sight
take teddy's hand and sip your lemonade
display all that feyness, now don't be afraid

sing if you're totally twee
sing if you watch tots tv.
hee
singing if you're touched to be twee
sing in your own special key

let your fringe fly with the proudest of airs
"i'm me and i'm twee" - shout at all those rude stares
well, maybe a whisper would do it instead
or maybe you'd just like to go back to bed

sing if you're totally twee
sing if you hate that SHIFT KEY
hee
sing if you're thrilled to be twee
sing if you're something like me

sing if you're totally twee
sing in your own special key
hee
sing if you're totally twee
be just who you want to be

..

off to drink some peppermint tea and play with my little pussycat

ian

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