Sinister: the uk will lose at eurovision. and i will be glad. the song is awful.

[Sarah]

Hello, 

>could all the people with
>FUCKING HUGE COMPUTERs please take one step forward? So that's that
>decided then, Paul runs the list.

AAAH! But AHHHH! NO! I have a fucking huge computer too! It was built in
1954, and with extra add-ons that SOUP IT UP a lot, you can play a slow
and jerky version of "pong" on it. So AAAAAH! I can run the list too on
my FUCKING HUGE COMPUTER! It takes up a room don't you all know. I sleep
next to the floppy drive. Its...exciting.

Learning Spanish? Why not learn it with Birbeck College London in
asociation with the Spanish equivalent of Birbeck College London! Ah the
excitement of "1995, el año de la tolerancia". The sheer joy of learning
lots of notes about books written by García Marquez. 

I asked my Spanish teacher about Pedro Juan(k) Guíterrez and she doesn't
know of him. She said she would look into his books, I'm sure she'd like
all the talk and the dirt and the filth cos she's a Guardian reader.
Very liberal. In fact my Spanish teacher almost defines the typical
Guardian reader. But enough of that cos none of YOU know her. You're not
cool enough. I'm not posting so much cos I'm posting to "alt.my.spanish.
teacher.newsgroup." or something.

FunkySeb talked a load of bollocks in his last post. I won't respond to
any facts that he claimed simply because there were barely any "facts"
in it all. I think I'll make up some FunkyFacts.

FunkyFact One!

FunkySebastian is actually a FUCKING HUGE COMPUTER in himself, which
creates lots of funk groups who want to recreate the large-haired days
of disco. The computer became jealous of Honeys FHC (as it will know be
called) and decided it would create a funk group to TAKE SINISTER DOWN. 

This funky group went wrong, and was called "Shed Seven". They aimed to
destory Sinister by making such dull tunes that anyone with a half
decent taste in music would run away to country with no FHC acess. Like
France. Or America. Aaaaaah, don't you SEE? However, most of the people
on Sinister heard a "Shed Seven" record, said "oh, this is rather dull",
and got on with their lives. Plan One failed. But however, Stardust got
a number one H!I!T! with Music Sounds Better With You. 

FunkyFact Two! 

I'll think of one later. If I can be bothered. I'm sure this could be a
long running joke. Someone kill it before it starts. Beeeeepster. I
wonder where FunkySeb got some of his facts from. Hmm. I do wonder.
I'M GOING NOW BYE!!!!!!
Sarah

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