Sinister: sarah cracknell's gay nose

[ian]

i hope all your mondays were beautiful.

i was a bit bored so i kidnapped sarah cracknell from saint etienne and have
imprisoned her in my cellar.  i don't know why really, it just seemed like a
good idea at the time.  i have tried to feed her marshmallows and whisky
under the door but she's not eating them.  its a little inconsiderate of
her.  she's not much of a house-guest really.  i thought she might shake her
maracas and maybe sing a few verses of "avenue" but all she's doing is
screaming "let me out you bastard"

anyway, i have a plan.  i am going to write to bob stanley and tell him that
i want to be in the band.  i reckon i can pout just as well as she can.
look out for the next single.  and perhaps the band at bowlie (that free
ticket would be nice)

enough of that, i will keep you informed as to developments.

lesley said:

~i didn't knwo there were so many gay boys on sinister.  (alright rainbow
~power y'all!!)  where are the big lesbo dykes??  i know there are at least
~two of us.  maybe we can start the lambda sinister union association of gay
~belle and sebastian fans.  hahahahaa

i also know an alarming number of gay steps fans.  one day, i would like to
walk into a gay club and hear "the boy with the arab strap" being played.
unlikely, huh?


and i'm definitely going to be avoiding gay bars in oregon:

~ but for the boys (I'm 23, so maybe
~I can only speak about the 20-something boys), there seems to be nothing
but
~cheapness, tawdriness, anti-love, anti-feelings, false machismo, etc, in
our
~'scene'.

chris...i'd say you'd just met a bad bunch of people.  can everyone there
really be like that?  the gay "scene" is a bad way to judge gay people.  any
grouping based around nightclubs is going to be quite shallow.  but i LOVED
your comments about b&s and why they might appeal to a gay audience.  pity
we're spoon-fed such crap (like steps) by various marketing agencies and the
gay scene seems willing to swallow it.  if you'll pardon the metaphor.  good
luck with finding a gay boy who's into belle and sebastian.  we shall make
it our mission to improve the musical taste of every gay man we meet?
agreed?

oh...i was going to write something about marbles up noses but i'm far too
tired.  perhaps a little story to go to bed with....
the first time i took my nose piercing out i accidentally inhaled.  the back
of the stud went up the nostril and didn't appear for about 2 hours
afterwards.  i spent all that time holding the top of my nose, breathing out
and thinking what a crap way to die having a nose piercing flying through
the front of your brain would be.

and on that pleasant image i'm off to rest my weary little head.
and shut that whining bitch up in my cellar.  i don't know why she keeps
banging like that, but i have decided to play her some soothing pan pipe
music until she falls asleep.
talk about over-reacting.  its really very nice down there.

ian




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