Sinister: The Truffle Club

[Sleeka Sounds]

Hello!

Jarkko said this:
>Like clapping your hands for 30 min because it sounds dirty

And I've been baffled all day long.   I've even tried clapping my own hands 
and checking the boys to see if anyone's aroused.  Not a sniff.

Ailsa, regarding the Glasgow meet up on Saturday -  I'm a bit of a fearty 
when it comes to being in Glasgow on Rangers/Celtic Cup Final days.  Please 
can we meet in the west end, so that it's not as scary as the city centre?  
I don't want to be martyred for a cause I don't believe in.  Nyah, I'm a 
fearty.

Do you remember Struan's turgid Saxophone solo squeak at Bowlie?  That was 
my fault because I remotely wanked him off just as he was about to play.  
Sorry everyone.

My singing partner Petula:
>out of the 5000 applications I've slogged
>through so far, NO ONE has written in offering to be Stuart M. or even
>Stephen Pastel.

What a fantastic job!  Stars in Their Eyes is my favourite program ever, and 
Mathew Kelly is a presenter virtuoso of the highest order!   My favourite 
bit is when they are waiting to hear who has won, and they're all in the 
little room at the back, dressed up as their pop idols and looking like 
total tools.  Brilliant.  Now, as for the Stephen Pastel, did you see it the 
other week when someone was doing Neil Finn out of Crowded House? He was a 
dead ringer for Stephen 'Peasle' Pastel, he played the guitar the same way 
and had the same hair and everything. It was funny, so funny in fact Miss 
Julia taped it.  I think I'll take a photo of the telly and scan it in so 
that you can all see him too.

Mark C:
>I love the drone, I love the way the most uncompromising harmonies are 
> >created and make a mood unlike any other

Mark, you should check out Greek Pipe Folk music.  It's even more 
uncompromising, and creates a mood more unlike any other.  I accidentally 
bought a compilation of Greek Folk Music, expecting a bazouki fest, like 
Zorba the Greek.  Instead I got a lot of waily high pitched bagpipe shite 
with no discernible melody or rhythm.  A drum occasionally sounded in the 
background.  I would give it to you, but I already conned Honey into 
swapping it for Money Mark.  Or did he con me?

Mistopher Chris

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