Sinister: John! John! L@@K! READ THIS ONE!

[susannah]

Kids.

Further to my last post, stating that if all else fails in my quest to return to
full employment, I intend to become a cheap whore, I mean, high class escort
girl, I happened to browse this comment:

 'as for those of you considering the sex industry, one warning: 
     i deal with sex a lot with my job and i have friends who are sex 
     workers, and while san francisco in general provides a sex-positive 
     environment, i've seen it take its toll mentally (as well as 
     physically). innocence lost is never fully regained.'

If only I had a shred of innocence left mate. Anyway, you're right, I refuse to
do it with anyone I don't fancy. Unless I'm drunk or they've got wads of cash.
Which is what being a prostitute is all about. Shit, scrub that one.

 I've decided to keep prostitution on the back burner for now anyway and go for
something where no actual physical contact is required.

Sex chat lines, right? If you read 'Ms. London' and 'Girl about Town' and those
other free shit magazines they hand out outside tube stations, the industry is
gagging for people to sit on a line and talk dirty. God knows I've the
experience, and this time I'll get paid! Top!
I mean, whats the problem right? You can sit at home watching TV, painting your
nails, eating your tea ( sound effects a bonus) and just let it all come out.
I've got a filthy mind, you all know that, I'd be a natural.
If anyone wants to try me out, just to see if I've got the knack, ring me on
0898 435 7685 and tell me what you think.

Yesterday I applied for a job as a Trainee Press Officer. The spec asked for an
'interesting' letter. Well, I was f**ked if I knew what that meant (** as didnt
want to offend Enid Blyton, I gather she's on the list). 
I wrote these exact words, laughed at my own self then sent it off.:-

I am applying for the post of Trainee Press Officer as advertised in The
Guardian and as well as being attractive, funny and highly successful in any
situation I encounter, I am also ideal for this position.
Having graduated from The University of Newcastle upon Tyne with a 2.2 in
Genetics, I can demonstrate that not only have I acquired a good scientific
education, but I am not adverse to a bit of socialising.
Blah Blah Blah about current job (yawn)
My current employment has also involved a small amount of photography, although
I am unable to produce any examples as they are confidential and not for the
squeamish. I can assure you though, they are of excellent quality.
I attach my C.V. and look forward to hearing from you soon, although not between
June 1st – 14th as I am on holiday in the Caribbean, which is non-negotiable.
Yours Sincerely etc.

Well, I thougth it was funny, I suppose you had to be there, shut up etc.

Susannah.

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