Sinister: How to maim your dad

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	I don't think I've ever inserted any small object into any orifice, 
not even when I was little. I did poke my dad in the eye with some 
scissors though. He came up behind me and asked me what I was 
doing and I turned round with my scissors in my hand and... ouch. 
Thankfully he was alright, though he did have to go to the eye 
hospital. Anyone else maimed their parents?
	Sarah, I think you should call your goldfish Simon Parkin. I'm 
getting a hamster called that as soon as I move into my new house, 
but it''ll have to be fluffy and ginger.
	I've still only got one vote on the list crush... where have those 
other 4 people got to...? If you vote for me I'll give you a kiss in 
voucher form, redeemable wherever you like. This is not a joke.
	And bagpipes are good because I say so. Hum, that isn't really 
an argument is it? They're good because they can be used to 
create really eerie sounds if used in the right way. The albion band 
used them really well but I suspect those were bretton pipes 
(shutupyoupedant)...
	Why is JD Salinger a perv? I mean, I suspect a good amount of 
old men would like the company of younger women & from what I 
heard this amounts to two women - his wife and a girl who stayed 
with him and he *never had a relationship with* the latter. To go off 
at a tangent, (what has happened to the duke BTW) do you think 
that any of the legendary pile of books he's written will be published 
in his lifetime? I want to read more Glass stories, I'm just in love with 
that world.
	Oh and you should all go to Keith's site because you like I 
probably didn't realise he painted such beautiful pictures, even if he 
is an evil alien monkey whore (joke).

	ta ta, weejay xxx


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