Sinister: seymour stein

[paul sallis]

Girvan you wicked wicked child, trying to mislead out
transatlantic friends with beguiling words emanating
from your fork-tongued mouth. Shame on you.

Yes, there is a place in Scotland called Dundee, but
its not surprising you hadn't heard of it. Its the
tiniest of places, very grim, rustic and medieval with
a population of about 34: 3 of which are goats, and
the rest are all directly related to each other (and
to the goats in a few odd cases). 
The chief exports are a locally produced cake
cunningly given the name 'Dunfermline cake', and
up-and-coming boy bands who thrive like fungi for the
first year then die-out when its leaked to the press
that none of them are actually gay.

P. 

--- Girvan Burnside <gburnsid at mcs.dundee.ac.uk> wrote:
> Dundee is the 4th largest city in Scotland, with a
> population of around
> 200,000 (I think), home
> of an excellent football team (currently not quite
> so excellent) called
> Dundee United. Also home
> of me.
> 
> Girvan
> 
> > I agree that what's sung is "Has he ever seen
> Dundee." Is there a Dundee
> > in the North Country? (sorry i'm a geographically
> challenged yank)
> >

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