Sinister: Jeepsters creepsters where'd they get those beepsters?

[Lesley J Miller]

WARNING.  Content level: zero.  Length: endless

From: "Keith Watson" <k.watson at xxx.uk>
>there's been a load of graffiti all over the subway by some bloke calling
>himself "Cola boy
i could be recalling incorrectly, but (JESS) doesn't emily's sassy lime do
the song "Cola Boy" on a really old mix tape you sent me??  could be a
connection.  or not.

IRRELEVANT BAGPIPE STUFF
not that anyone cares.  BUT there is extant in fact, a semi-reggae song wiht
a bagpipe in it.  scout's honor.  "Dancing Pants'' the last track on Lida
Husik's fine and fly album "fly stereophonic" has the most groovy reggae
beat....  AND a big ole bagpipe solo at the end.  i never thought it would
happen, check it out.  i swear on the silver trousers it's true.

one of the many Matthews/Marks on the list (ok it's a matthew of the hintz
varietie) said the following
> realize the difference.  Turn Isobel upside down and she might sing
> better.
Yeah well.  i almost took the bait.  but i'm not gonna fall for that again.
"ooh we better run little Lesley Jo's comin after us for insulting the
Goddess Isobel!!!"   <hehe>  this is blatant geek-baiting and i demand a
stop to it!
oh yeah and stop being mean to isobel or you'll end up wit tha sticky end of
the lollipop!! <satanic, yet compellingly innocent, grin>

here is a random  thought i had whilst chatting wit tha FLY MOMMA christa if
yer nasty chaffinch.  It's a good thing that stuart murdoch is not evil.  if
he were, he would use his saintly charisma to horrid ends.  I'm seeing some
sort of cult.  he just looks straight into your eyes with the gentlest
expression of christlike graciousness, and tells you that you need to put on
your green leisure suits, black nikes and bite a cyanide tablet NOW before
the cows who created the world come back to make the streets flow with the
blood of the nonbelievers.   and YOU would believe it!! (moron.!)  He has an
inherently honest demeanor.  i think he could probably pull it off.  it's
fortunate for the world that he uses his powers for good and not evil, and
instead of starting cults he smashes his guitars to channel his anger in a
way that causes no harm to those around him.  what a sweetie.

Hello to marie elise<sweetie>in pittsburgh.  it's too bad you didn't get
inot the warhol.  you missed the room of floating silver balloons, and the
most comfortable f-ing couch EVER invented.  god knows.   Go there.  you'll
want one.  I promise.  you'll wanna hav ea big girly sleepover right there
in the room that is covered with technicolor cow heads!!  can anyone vouch
for me?
In related news i have a warhol related thingy on the mummy page.  WELL i
think it's funny, but i'm lonely enough to crack myself up on a regular
basis.  B&S should play a gig at the Warhol sometime. in the balloooon room.
they could all dress up funny and isobel could color her hair silver and get
strung out on speed..... uh oh yeah.

NAMING OF FISH
I'm good at naming fish.   my fighting fish is named Pyramus. the one befor
ehim was Samson.  and before that i had fish named Jarvis, Harriet, Polly,
Anneli, Bernard, Carla, Thom..... acutally when i was in HS i named all my
fish after suede, and i named a snail Simon.  i was a sad git.  my friend
kato named her fish after Blur.   i dont' recommend that though.  if i got
fish now i'd probably name them all after b&s according to their
personalities. --  NO. here is the name you can use.  Bozo Whiskey.  my
brother wanted to name a goldfish Bozo Whiskey once when he was like 5 years
old. i think it's a good idea.  that is my recommendation.

i tho't the roolz web site was a joke.  i should have known. /B)  where are
the Real Audio samples??  lyric archives for their oh so deep teen throbbin
and thrustin grooves?
Boy bands are SOO passe.  we have a girl group.  and we no tender young
things.  we're a badass garage  girl group who can kick the ass of any
pretty boy band.   and we're all on Sinister.  it's Me, Jess and Christa:
AKA The Buxoms.  we rock yer world with our upcoming seven inch on pink
glittery vinyl entitled "Indie Rawk Bathroom".  and the chorus goes like
this:  "Barbara Manning  Peed here!! AUUUUGH!!!"  <then rocking out ensues>
straight outta Le Chat Noir, we come to take your daughters!!.   AND we have
tambourines, and a plastic blowy thingy that looks like a melodica, so you
KNOW it's all good.  can i get an AMEN??

Personal news: skim over if you're squeamish, or if you have a life.----
 i'm very very pleased.  i got a single residence room with PRIVATE BATH in
my residence hall assignment.  there will be some sinister partying down in
the valley of the sun come August.  (you know, really wussy girly twee hello
kitty pink polkadotted partying)   no roommates!! so i can bring all my Fine
Ho's over and no one will complain.  and put little pictures of sarah and
isobel all over the wall and do whatever i want.  even be in my own room,
unclothed and not have to worry about anyone walking in.  it feels GOOD.
i'm stocking up on twee tapes for the long summer drive.  anyone on the way
inbetween, if you hear the gentle waves blaring out of a gold volkswagen
sedan, just wave gently and wonder........who was that idiot?
MMMMMM i think art girl has a crush on me.<3  a little BIRD told me.   life
is good in some ways.  "I knew she wanted it!"  that's right, and i'm
planning to give it to her.  *OH!*   ba-dump CHING!  I'll be here all week
at the Copa Cabana.  you're so kind.

sorry  all that was a lot of crap and i wasted your time.  it's like 2 AM
and my car is in the shop so i'm stir crazy and doped up on vegetable
protein fake hamburgers.  with no where to go.  waiting to hear from my
desert flower.  i'm going to bid all of you good night with apologies for
this.  i can't wait till i get to tempe.  anyone Sinister is invited to
crash at my pad, dude.  if the sebbies ever tour the west coast, isobel can
crash with me, if stuart is getting pissy again that is.  it's all cool man.
we'll listen to Phish and all that funky s***.  Kill me now.
Kisses to honey the beatific mummy/sisterwoman.
LJ
(who is really psyched cos she just found out her middle name means JOAN in
German)
(who reads what she wrote and says "YUK, why do i bother")

You Prom-ised Ta In-tro-duce Me To Is-o-bel Cam-bell.  I'm gon-na
TURN -HER -OUT.  Make her Work tha Streets.

http://www.members.tripod.com/rebelstrange
they were like those gauche youths who turn up  to house  parties only to
cling to the dark corners  in chaste disdain, driven by the naive, vaguely
inhuman conviction that all merriment is a lie.

SAVE MST3K!!!!
http://www.mst3kinfo.com


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