Sinister: non-golfers delete now

Jan Imgrund jimgrund at xxx.fr
Sat May 29 15:39:01 BST 1999


Hi list. 

Ailsa superstar wrote: 
> Colin Montgomerie (red-faced puffy Scottish golfer noted for coming 
> second in everything) was at my school for a year in the 70s,

Yes, he's even coming second in the grumpiest golf-pro in the world-
contest, just behind Jose-Maria "I've won the Masters but is that a 
reason to smile probably not" Olazabal.  A golf pro I knew took pride 
in telling everyone that he frequently played rounds with Colin when 
he was young (I don't think they were friends, 'cos who is), and that 
"Monty" once screeched all over his car with his spiked golf shoes 
after a particularly bad round. He's coming from a rich family, you 
know. 
btw the golf pro was called Peter and could hit the lowest pitch 
shots I've ever seen. That was because he had worked in a golf club 
in Iceland once, and apparently the wind was very strong there. 
Golfers will see the connection. 

Jan Calibra from Viagra
no that's a joke. In fact it would be "Jan having no car from can't 
remember the last time he's been to a doctor."

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