Sinister: maybe on topic, tremendously dull, may involve stoats

Alix Campbell alix.campbell at xxx.net
Mon May 31 22:30:20 BST 1999


look here you lot

i want you to come to this. pay attention now. oxford is this little city,
full of poo, and it's not nice. that is why you ought visit. because you're
probably lovely. its not really full of poo either. thats not allowed in
this day and age.

http://www.belleandsebastian.co.uk/cgi-bin/mboard/belle/thread.cgi?204,0

anyway, i don't really know whats actually happening, but, noone else seems
to have posted about it. so, even if you live in bulgaria, i expect you to
come. so, next saturday, in the city of poo. i give permission to whoevers
organised this to slap me a bit, for scaring everyone away.

now, although i made it clear last  week that i was backing greece in the
eurovision, i can now reveal that this was an incredibly funny joke. i
*knew* all along that they weren't even in it. incidentally, the most
interesting instrument this year was used by, belgium, i think. it was a
canteen, and this bloke was blowing into it. though not like a canteen in a
school or cheese factory, blowing into that type of canteen is not just
folly, it is More Than Folly. though, i heard say it was a nose flute. but
they don't exist, and i saw it, on the telly, so it has to exist, therefore,
it was not a nose flute.  i do admit, i was saddened by the lack of
instruments composed of pot pourri, beatrix potter bookmarks and 19th
century etchings of belgravia. that would have earned my votes.

thats all. you may go now

alix.x




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