Sinister: squirrels on the up!

[Matthew Hintz]

Hello list,

	We, the squirrels, have accessed this 'internet' once again to
send you a message about that beloved Isobel we abducted.  You may have
noticed our disappearance from the trees above your head.  We are NOT
hibernating--just laying down plans for the world take over after your
'computers' fail at Y2K.  All those nuts we planted are just rations for
the WAR we will wage.  

	We are still disappointed by the lack of response to Isobel's
ransom; so was she.  Then she saw the WAY.  Our own little Patty
Hearst-by-way-of-Charles Lindberg's-baby is now an advocate to the
squirrel community.  Her squirrel BROTHERS won't forget her.  She has been
writing songs again; these satisfy the demands of the squirrel initiative
of truly depicting forest life.  In her songs now, as per our approval,
she screams and acts primordial, throws twigs and leaves, and is
eventually deposed of in some harsh fashion--eaten by domestic cat, road
injury, etc.  The performance will obviously only happen once.  

	It's not all bushy tails and button eyes.  We are watching you
secretly.
	SQUIRRELS.


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Stolen Kisses
http://stolenkisses.tripod.com
'We are reasonably young'  

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