Sinister: i just had to add something.....

[heather mcdonald]

hello all of my fellow sinister kids. i just had emerge from lurkdom to 
address a few rumors flying around the list about me right now. for 
instance, this thing about me grabbing sarah's tits to get mick's attention. 
what sarah forgot to tell you was that before we hit the dance floor, she 
whispered to me, "let's go dance next to mick, and when he looks over at us, 
you reach out and feel me up. he'll love it." to be honest, i was really 
uncomfortable with the whole thing, but i like sarah and didn't want to hurt 
her feelings. unfortunately, it was all for naught. we don't even know for 
sure if he noticed.

and the socialist thing. well, sarah is again confused, because it was she 
who kept yelling while stuart was talking. i think she was making him mess 
up. and see, it couldn't have been me, because i've lost my voice. and sarah 
and alasdair are being too hard on stuart, because they were afraid to ask 
where to buy tickets at. i had to ask, despite 1)not having a voice and 2) 
not even being scottish. it was the scottish socialist party convention, 
after all. too bad chris didn't turn up, but thank goodness mick didn't come 
in his place, because then i'm sure sarah would have wanted me to grab her 
boobs all over again, and i bet that would have really distracted him.
but, i have to say, all in all, i give stuart credit for not laughing during 
the question and answer section. sample question, "do you think selling out 
is like remixing?"

unfortunately, the rest of what sarah and alasdair had to say was the honest 
to goodness truth. we did scare waitresses this weekend. it really wasn't 
very nice. i used to be a waitress. i would have hated us. but i'm pretty 
sure it was ailsa's fault we drank so much.

we also saw a teddy bear with huge tits over the weekend. it was some sort 
of theme.

anyway. you'll forgive me of i've made a lot of typing mistakes, right? i'm 
sick and i'm medicated. i'm going back undercover now.

love,
heather

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