Sinister: how will i get her to strike a po (or a tinky winky) ?

[fiona]

hey kids,
         today was meant to be a good day. i knew this because i 
awoke to the sound of the boy with the thorn in his side being played 
on simon mayo's mystery years, the smiths seem to crop up with 
alarming regularity on this programme, but i musn't grumble. can 
anyone (in the uk, sorry to bore everyone else, but these things 
plague me) who was awake at this unholy hour confirm that the 
mysteryu voice was terry hall? because i had to leave before the 
answer was played.
     
       today, in fact, was a good day, although it managed to do that 
without anything actually happening, but i made mashed potato with 
real potatoes, got my ticket for the upcoming gorky's gig and had an 
afternoon nap, which was only interrupted by a horrible nightmare 
about ex-boyfriends and ugly girls.

    i have to agree with whoever it was that said they don't like 
girls (erica?) somehow i just always seem to get on better with 
blokes (and i don't even shag all of them). i always feel like when i 
meet a girl they are looking me up and down to see what features they 
can bitch about to their friends in the toilets later on. 
   i think i'm paranoid denurr nurr nurr (shakes head in a rawk 
stylee)

    on the subject of meeting people called sebastian, my old head of 
sixth form called her son sebastian and she got really excited when 
she saw me wearing my people in flares t-shirt because it said 
sebastian, and apparently its really difficult to get things for your 
kids that have sebastian written on them.

    back to my productivity...
      .... i did some writing today - about parks in the autumn. this 
is because i walk past two parks on my way to uni. they're probably 
quite scary places, but at this time of year they give me a desperate 
longing to walk hand in hand with someone pretty, through the fields, 
kicking at the golden autumn leaves. sigh, now i feel lonely, but 
poetic, thats kind of a nice feeling, like a dull ache.

    one more thing, i write to you about all the crises and 
adventures i experience (well not everything, but you get the gist), 
and sometimes some of you reply. i make one passing comment about JAM 
and i'm bombarded with mail bellowing JAM JAM JAM!!! 
   what does this say about my beloved sinistereenies? i'd rather not 
imagine.

                     stay beautiful,  fiona                           
                      ++ fretting about whether i'm a sheep or a goat
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