Sinister: A bus story (hooray!)

[Robin Stout]

	*Whoops! Ducks another flying email.* There's a positive 
bombardment of them today. Forty-nine when I turned on the 
computer, and they mostly seem to be from different people. Hmm, 
maybe something's happened. I'll read on. *Ouch!* That's fifty. It's 
like having a picnic in the middle of the Campdown Races.

	After discovering my new found status as a "laydee" strange 
things have started happening. 

	I went on a bus the other day and the bus driver was the 
most charming man you could imagine, asking me where I wanted to 
go and wishing me an enjoyable trip, then singing Sinatra and Elvis 
songs all the way to town. As I left the bus he actually thanked me 
FOUR times. Thankyou, ta da, thanks a lot, toodle doodle...

	And people keep looking at me funny. I find it rather 
arousing. Especially with these moustachioed men.

	Ouch, I've just broken a nail. Typical.

"Scruffy P" said:
	> Hello ... I'm new

Hello, "Scruffy P"

	I can't really cope with all these emails actually, but I've just 
read that one from Mick, and the latest page of the band diary, so I'll 
have to just miss my lunch and go hungry I'm afraid. Things sound 
quite exciting "up Stuart's alley". I like the use of the word "cunting" 
too. It has a nice, warm sound to it. I wonder what it means.

	Argh! Bollocks! The 20th is Saturday and I'm supposed to be 
going home for the weekend to see my mum and dad who I haven't 
seen in ages. But we haven't got Sky at home so now I feel really 
guilty because I want to stay here. I'll get my housemates to record 
it, on pain of death. So no-one here's allowed to mention it until I've 
seen it, okay? It'll be like The Likely Lads on cup final day all over 
again.
	Aren't Carsmile Steve's wedding photos lovely. I had hours 
of fun trying to work out which of the guests were for the bride and 
which were for the groom. Try it yourselves. It's fun.

	Me And The Major Are Depressed is a very funny song title. 
My cousin Andrew is in the army and he's going to become a major 
soon. He's doing a course at the moment which means he has to do 
lots of scary army things like clean his shoes EVERY DAY. You 
konw, if he does become a major, I think we could become close 
friends.

	Gaah, I really have to go and eat a sandwich. There's not 
much to me as it is. I'm wasting away.

	'rockin' Robin xxx
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