Sinister: judging a man by his cd collection

Eric Ireland erici at xxx.au
Tue Nov 16 11:47:01 GMT 1999


hi,

www.suck.com wrote a thing on judging a man by his record collection. this
is what they had to say about belle and sebastian..

"Belle & Sebastian ‹ The Boy with the Arab Strap
Although the prospect of motherhood may appeal to you, you would probably
prefer that your child be an infant and not a grown man who acts like one.
Should you discover this CD in his collection, you'd be well advised to keep
all your maternal instincts in check; otherwise you'll be spending the night
coddling, mollifying, and sympathizing instead of cuddling, making out, and
screwing. After a few seemingly endless hours of his incessant whining and
irrational ranting, you'll wonder whether you shouldn't be charging him $75
an hour for any future dates. If it turns out that he's a professional music
critic (and if he owns this CD he almost certainly is), odds are that he's a
bed-wetter and probably allergic to sex. "

oh dear! now, if only i could learn to hold off that incessant whining..

eric.

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