Sinister: good feeling won't you stay with me just a little longer

[danielle redden]

birthday boys and birthday girls,
my twin brother is sitting next to me.
we have just finished comparing our bellies.
mine is bigger.
i win
but he thinks i've lost
we turn twenty-two next week
me five minutes before him.
he is the pretty one
but i dont mind
most of the time
because he doesnt have a cat
or an affinity for water
and i can go much longer without showering and still look clean. and he thinks tikermilk is shite.
shame shame

i am in love with charlie dimmock.
or is it sarah clarke.
oh, am i being too forward?

i woke up this morning 
naked wrapped up in a union jack.
i am not shitting you!
(ummm vodka....hiccup)
the cat was perplexed, stretched out on the coffee table laughing at me.
and i  didnt dream of straun.
or the kennedys.
i dreamed i had 12 toes.
as if my feet arent already big enough.
my father says it is my fault my feet are so big because i was always into wearing comfy roomy boyish shoes
instead and those pointed prostituing girlie shoes..
the kid in the bunny suit said:
>Well, ducky, the thing you have to understand >is that we're all unsufferably
>twee and must therefore have wussy dreams >about chasing Struan about a Gala
>bingo hall with a large Saveloy.  Madam.  
yeehaaa!!!
oh
wait
was that just a joke?


while trying to navigate my way through the ikea parking lot yesterday in my friend's ENORMOUS vehicle i had JAMRS playing and i was singing the stuart david part REALLY loud
"RICHARD'S INTOOOO ROCK'N'ROLLLL...." with the windows down
and i turned to my right to see this little boy,
oh he musnt have been much older than  a year and a half,
and he was laughing all over the place at me
slobbering and giggling.
hhmmmmm
and another falls falls falls in tweedom.
go get 'em while they're young.

love danielle



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