Sinister: a come-on from the horse on 7th avenue...

[Archel1978 at xxx.com]

... well that's what i used to think it said.

my mum has got a new version of aol and navigating my way around it has 
reduced me to the hopeless luddite i always was inside.  it seems to be 
censoring some of your messages, and giving the rest to me in reverse order.  
i can't cope.

also, i've started talking to myself (or to the tv, or the radio, or the 
walls).  do you think i'm becoming a mad reclusive artist?  whatever, i'm 
staying in and i think it's a sin that i have to leave the house at all.  a 
sorry sight i presented last night, lying on the sofa knitting and shouting 
along to 'le pastie' on my walkman.

you're the heroINE, and you'll be doing FINE, la LA LA.  what's that?  
ex-boyfriend on the phone?  sod it  ...eucalyptus, WESTWARD BOUND, da DI DA.

(actually he wasn't on the phone, nor was anyone else.  all week.)  

i have challenged jenowl to a knitting race.  who will finish their scarf 
first?  lay your bets now ladies and gentlemen.

is it the bt cellnet advert that funkyseb is on?  i must remember to pay 
attention next time and not just shout randomly at the telly like i do the 
rest of the day.  

missed the tube.  an calculation to ponder though: is 5 minutes of b&s worth 
3 hours of chris moyles?  and if so, how many hours of chris moyles would it 
take to cancel out the benefits of b&s?

i know i had other things to respond to, but since my email is apparently 
scattered throughout the 4 corners of the globe, i can't find out what.

going slowly insane, archel xxx

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