Sinister: Tree's are shite - long live Lumberjacks.

[Mr Beaker]

Madame Masson - alone, in her dorm - staring at a
tree.
No wonder all you University types are so flippin
miserable.  Is it an apple tree or a tree bearing some
form of fruit ?  You could play the game we play at
work around autumn..sorry, Fall time.  We each choose
a conker on the tree outside the office and draw a
different coloured ring in indellible ink on the
window around our chosen horse-chestnut.  The last to
fall wins a packet of Rich Tea.  Windows a fucking
mess though.


>Mr Beaker, how did you teach Oon to swim? By chucking
>her in the water and then sticking a betting slip on
>the end of a fishing rod and dangling it just out of
>reach? 

NOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo.  Would I be soooo cruel
:)
Ooon was braver than I (the water was too cold, and
took the plunge in a lifejacket that was more like a
lilo for Ooon, bless her little cotton socks.
Photographic proof if anyone needs it.  In the hotel
pool I just took a leaf out of my old gym teachers
book and threw medicine balls at her if she stayed
still too long.

>Did she have a flutter on that elephants' football
>match? 

It was only a penalty shoot-out, highly appropriate
that the "English" elephant was pants and kept blazing
hopelessy over the bar.  Peter Withe wants to pull his
finger out.

That bloke what used to co-present that trendy current
affairs programme on BBC2 (You know the one with
Magenta whatserface what New Order did the music to)is
doing a bit on Thailand on the Holiday show tomorrow. 
Hopefully you'll catch that "Magic Moment" when Ooon
pulls a moon to the BBC when they tried to photograph
the Emerald Buddha.


>And is she back on the list? 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo.  Her computer is as we
in the Westcountry like to say, completely "Shagged".
(pr. Shahaaaaaaaaagd)

>The list without Oon is like a meal without cheese.

Indeed, even for those of us that believe that cheese
is deeply rooted in evil.

Those of you who know Oon could drop her a line at
oon_oon at yahoo.com and cheer her up a little...she's
just had to put up with me for two weeks and is
feeling a little cut off from everyone without her
pooter.  I'm sure she would resub, but she's too busy
eating....oh and she doesn't like internet cafes.

Have I offended anyone yet...good.

Love and biscuits.

Adrian.

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