Sinister: What age are you? Twenty. Twenty? Nobody's twenty!

[Alasdair Cook MC1996]

I was, I think. It's all a bit of a blur. I think I saw an oasis. But
maybe it was just a shit band. Anyhoo, I had spiffing weekend, made all
the better by the arrival in this fair city of Stephen "Oh, this looks
like a nice place to be sick" Hewitt and Rachel "You do look like a
tortoise, actually" Playforth. Whose scarf is great. And not just by
proxy. The only downers were managing to miss Owen "Robin Askwith"
Lowery and Kevan Cooke. Bugger.

AWW, HE'S SO SENSITIVE, A BIT LIKE STUART MURDOCH EXCEPT UGLIER

I'm not one to get all moist eyed for no good reason, usually only if
someone steals my Beano, but I did last night and then again this
morning, for different reasons. Luckily I was on my own both times so
no-one was there to laugh at me. Strange. Oh, I've just realised
something ironic, but it's of no interest to any of you lot.

Mark N:
> ...if [Erica] shows her bodypart, I'll show my
> flabby example of it as well.

Alright, lets have a vote. Which do we want to see more, Erica's tits or
Mark's? Send your answers to me, or the two of them can just send me the
photos and I'll decide whose are better.

Nick Dastoor wrote, ages ago:
>this is
>someone who only recently realised that 'Archel' was subtle corruption of
>'Rachel'. 

Which has nothing to do with anything, I just felt like laughing at
Nick. Ha ha ha. Sorry.

Jordi:
> I´ve become a big Pythons fan, even though they had a nasty sketch  about the scots (The one 
> about the "poet" Ewan McTeagle)

Which is strange, cos I thought that was one of the funniest ones they
ever did. "If you could just lend me a fiver 'til monday, I've got a
postal order coming through etc". I'm laughing again.

Continuing the dream theme, I had one the other night where Struan was
repeatedly punched by girls he used to go out with. Which probably
happens anyway, but it was quite funny in the dream.

Everyone who hasn't already should go and see Fight Club this instant,
as it's an absolute corker of a film. Comedy, violence, Ed Norton and
Meatloaf, what more could you ask for?

I'm sure I had other, more interesting things to say than this. Probably
not, actually. I should go anyway, so I'll stop here. 

Alasdair xx
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