Sinister: the jewels

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Hello,

As far as I know the Belle and Sebastian Sitar song is called "Legal Man", 
and it's not a real Sitar I think, it's a special Sitar Guitar which is like 
a normal guitar only it's got a sort of metal thing at the bridge, which 
makes it sound like a Sitar.  I think.   Stevie plays it.  I think.

So anyway my estranged chums, how have you been, are you happy?   I'm about 
the most miserable fucker you've ever seen, so there's no change there.   I 
had a Stephen Pastel dream the other night, which was quite upsetting.   I 
dreamt he had me by the bollocks, and said "I'll crush them If you don't get 
my fucking motor fixed in two minutes."  I don't know anything about motors, 
so I was shafted.   Luckily, I woke up quick smart.   Imagine my surprise to 
find Stephen Pastel in my bed with a tight grip on my swingers.   Aaaaghh!  
Luckily I woke up again, cause that was another dream.   Imagine my surprise 
to wake up with my gonads in a vice - I had fallen asleep in woodwork class 
at school, and was resting on the vice handle, slowly crushing them!  So I 
got them out of the jaws, after a quick buff they were as good as new.  Mum 
warned me that if I took them to school they would get broken.

I'm going to see Robin Williamson again, on the 22nd.  He's my hero.  I've 
decided, against my better judgement that I have to get a tacky photo of me 
taken with Robin with my arm round his neck like we're best mates.  He is 
one of my best mates; he just doesn't know me.  If I'm going to do it I'll 
need to do it soon before he transmutates or dies or something.  Is that 
sad?  He's not a scientologist anymore.  Anyone who's ever got there photo 
taken with someone famous, what did you say?  Did you feel like a total 
fanny?

ok dokay, back to corporate actions,
Mistopher Chrispoof



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