Sinister: Yo !, bum rush the list.

[Craig]

Is "bum rush" two words or one ?, it's probably not all that important right
now.

On separate occasions yesterday two casual work acquaintances asked "how's
married life was treating you ?".

I just smiled and said "it's great" and they seemed to go away satisfied.



I'm not married though - so I've no idea where that came from.


<traditionalsinsiterheading> ALCOHOL I </traditionalsinisterheading>

Don't do it kidz*, it makes you feel ill and behave strangely.

ALCOHOL II

Tiger Milk (product of Slovenia) exists.
It can be obtained from the more exclusive Off-Licenses (see jLucy & co for
address details). It's rough tasting and plainly bottled but I urge everyone
to purchase a crate, even if it's just to support the struggling Eastern
European B&S themed vineyards.

ALCOHOL III
be warned: when combined with tiredness, emotional frailty and the most
warped decision making process outside the military, it can lead to
directionless wandering around unremarkable London suburbs relieved only by
the early opening of Tube Stations.

I assume Marcus had a incident free night though as I seemed to attract the
strange people who normally target him. I've a handy tip for early morning
revellers - those self contained and cleaning loos may cost 20p but they're
great for hiding in when trying to avoid scary street folk.

Anyway sorry to all concerned, I was probably quite rude.



BUT WHILE I


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Next week is possibly my final week @ the job I've been doing for about 3
years. And as is the custom I'm planning to get rather drunk with my
workmates on my final day. I'll be sending out a mail to invite them all
along and would very much like to fill it with clever B&S quotes. So if
anyone had any ideas or can compose a great little mail for me then let me
know. Please remember that apart from one fellow listee who'd probably get
the mail and understand it I don't want to confuse and scare people so
nothing too morbid or bizarre thanks.


Sleep - that's what I want. Bye.


I like feather boas now,
Craig xoxox


* I don't mean this obviously.


- stuck shift key  (c) G.Dickie 1999

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