Sinister: Throw your hands in the motherf****n' air

[Mark Casarotto]

So, after a year and a half I finally figure out what Andy Dean's email
address means. Doh...certain listees will be able to vouch for my
astonishing lack of lateral thinking ability (no, Nick, I didn't say
"cock"), but that does take the biscuit. Next week, Mark finds the secret
formula for deciphering Steady Mike's moniker...

My brother casually dropped into conversation the other day that he won the
jackpot on a fruit machine at the casino in Venice. Jammy bugger! He
chickened out of roulette, though ("lucky man", as Ally Cook is no doubt
muttering under his breath), which seems a pity, as he'd have been
guaranteed to have starlets draped all over him at the table. 247,000 lire
he won. Still, if he fails medical school, as it seems he might at the
moment, he'll need to get in a few more big money prizes...

Went to the dogs on Friday night. The best bit was when me and Miss Vicky's
horses (as I called them all night) came in together at the finish - a dead
heat! So we both won cash. We didn't do too badly on the betting side,
either - well, better than the law of averages, which is all you can really
hope for. It was pretty smart, actually - possible location for future
Sinister shindigs, perhaps? Though playing fey songs on the guitar
surrounded by paunchy townies and their barrel-shaped, slightly soiled wives
(*vast cultural stereotype ahoy, but it's largely true, honest*) may not be
a good move. On a lighter, or at least more gravity-defying note, I came
across the first pair of fake breasts I can remembering seeing (I don't mean
Gazza-esque yabos, but silicon-enhanced). Don't they look funny! Silly cow.

Does patiently waiting for new B&S material to be released make you
apathetic or increasingly, ravenously excited? I have to say it's the former
for me. But then I don't really like music any more. Except for Seymour
Stein :-)

Mark xxx

p.s. today I have mostly been drinking a Gingko Biloba and Kola Nut drink
from the Japanese Canteen. Anyone have any idea what it's supposed to be
doing to me?



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