Sinister: I'm going to hell because of Belle and Sebastian

[James Gilmer]

To Hell and Back

What a week, to start it off I was walking past Wells Hall on Campus humming
"If you're Feeling Sinister" to myself when a young man pressed a leaflet
into my hand and told me in a sad, yet accusatory tone that I was going to
hell. It took me a moment to realize that he was not telling me this because
I was whistling a B&S song but because he was part of the family of
evangelists that camps outside Wells and passes out leaflets and shouts at
people that they're going to hell. So I'm going to hell and I don't have a
thing to wear, does anyone know if they have a post office in gehenna? I'll
drop you all some lovely postcards from my trip.

Hippies revisited

    Yesterday as I was holding the door open for two A&F wearing gents at
the mall one of them glanced at my hooded knit black and tan baja pull-over
and sniffed,"so all that hippie shits coming back again". I have yet to
figure out how my pull over in any way is considered *hippie shit*

Breast milk

    In my developmental psych class the prof spent an hour and a half
discussing breast milk. Yes, it was as exciting as it sounds and I really
want a tall cold glass of milk and I'm not sure if that's a healthy
psychological reaction.

But after all that I get home, check the old email and what do I find!?!

>***Laura Llew's List Member of the Week***
>
>That member who I've never had any contact with but I think is just the
>tops.... Randomness Really.... anyway, hush hush... It Is
>
>James Gilmer......

*scoffs his pennyloafers and with a shy grin tugs his forelock (that's
forelock, as in my strand of hair hanging on my forehead you sinister,
sinister people)*

    Gosh, I don't know what to say really. It's an honor just to be
nominated. I would like to thank my momma and elvis though :-)
    It's suddenly a much , much nicer day despite the fact I have to go to
work so I can take classes and learn all about breast milk. I hope all you
sinister people have a nice day now.- Jim

"We're all out there somewhere, waiting to happen"- Jeff Noon

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