Sinister: Heaven sent an angel

[spencer lloyd]

	It's a Friday nite and you are feeling sorta frisky, so you decide to head
down to your friendly neighbourhood beat near the lake, in the hope of
finding some cute boi to scratch your itch. You slink around the area
trying to avoid the gazes of the sinister middle age men who give casual
sex a bad name, when you eye catches a luscious young thing sitting
forlornly on a damp bench. He has the look of a Bernard Sumner circa The
Perfect Kiss, and that is enough to drag your nervous feet over his way. 
	After making awkward small talk you get down to business. So you are down
on your knees and you are listening to the noises around you; the crickets
beside the lake, the cars zooming past on the nearby highway, and the
obvious slurping sounds of love. But another noise makes it's way into the
cold nite air; someone is singing under their breathe, it's Mr Sumner above
you. You wonder if you should be offended, and begin to have doubts about
your technique. But curiosity gets the better of you and you focus your
ears to work what he is singing "I try to reach the halo, but desire just
not strong enough". You know that song. "Revolver" you say. He looks down
at you in bemusement obviously thinking that you are making some strange
phallic reference. "No the song you were singing, it was by Revolver
right?". "Oh yeah" he mutters. "I was listening to the album before I left
tonite." "I had to steal the CD of my brother because i could no longer
find it in the shops" you say. He smiles slightly, and there is an awkward
pause before you return to the task at hand. He makes not a sound for the
rest of the encounter, except to say 'thankyou', he even mutes his primal
orgasmic screams.
	And so you are walking home feeling particularly dirty, and decidedly
unsatisfied, and you think to yourself 'oh well at least he had decent
taste in music."

blessed be
spencer lloyd
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stillness is a lie, my dear
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