Sinister: Papa t'es plus dans l'coup

[Graham MacArthur]

Listerines,

Some NEWS for London hefner fans (unless you're the jumping up and down
jeering beer-boy types - yes, I mean *you*! that was ME scowling at you
from the mosh on Wednesday at dingwalls, you swines)....Monday. Borders
bookshop (Oxford street) 6.30 pm. Myself and miss Hannah, hand in hand. You
could ask for nothing more. And talking of the most glamourous couple this
side of Sunderland, there is a picture of the prettydoll herself, miss
Hannah, *myself* IN FOCUS (for my critic's delight), and our partner in
crime, ms Honeydoll on the 'trying to pull' pics page. They were taken on
my birthday, which is why my eyeliner is a bit smuged. Tequila and kohl
isn't the best combination. 

I bought a record today called 'Teenage party' which is all sung in french.
There is a code to which kind of dancing you should do with each song - for
"Quand Un air Vous Possede" you should do the Mashed Potatoe. For "T'as
qu'seize ans" you should do the twist. I'd like it if someone would tell me
how to dance to each song at the next tigermilking - I can just see Mark
MC-ing: "NOW! shuffle nervously with your hands behind your back!" 

Right, now if you'll excuse me I have to go and pretend I have something
better to do.

Erica
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