Sinister: Snap, Crackle, Splat!

Jason Andreas jasonandreas at xxx.net
Mon Oct 18 09:27:52 BST 1999


Hello twee majority :)

Well, the holidays are almost over, and it's college again for me tomorrow
:(
Still, it's been nice, and I actually managed to do something nice for once,
so it wasn't all bad.

I did get beaten up again last night though :(
Neds, again. They seem to be waging some sort of war against me because I
don't fight back. Maybe I should start. Any Mr/Mrs Miyagi figures here ready
to teach me how to defend myself again a bunch of drunken hooligans? Thought
not, oh well, here's to black eye number 56378! :)

As my money has finally ran out completely, I'm going to have to apply for a
'Hardship loan' through the college. Has anyone done this before and can
tell me anything about it?

I seem to be unable to meet any new Scots in Scotland. I know that this
sounds a little odd, but of all the people I spoke to at the Looper gig, 2
were American, 2 Greek, 2 English, 1 from Norway, 1 from Spain and one who
couldn't speak English, so I dunno where he was from :) Not that I mind,
it's nice to open yourself to new ideals and so forth.

***Laura LLew wished to hear embarassing experiences:***

Hmm. I don't know what you'll all think of me after hearing this one, but
here goes....

I was at a party, I was only invited so that I would bring my friend (whom
the girl in question had the hots for). Well, the music started playing and
we were all dancing, and during a wee conga, you know, step step KICK, step
step KICK, I managed to kick over the stereo. Bye bye music. Hello
embarassment as I tried to pick it up and put the music back on I managed to
collide with the girls brother, who was about four foot tall, and he went
flying in the opposite direction, only to land *head first* in his sister's
crotch.
Needless to say, I ran away and never looked back :)

I now pass the newly born *embarassment puppy* to Jarkko Frantila, as he
seems a nice chap :)


What's everyone doing at Halloween? Is anyone dressing up and going out? I
want to be a 'Blinking Bear' from the Radiohead website, but I have
absolutely no idea how to go about it
:( 

Failing that, I'll be a dog on wheels (which seems relatively simple to achieve <grin>)

Anyway, I have spoken too much already, and now I must go.

cheerio!










-- Jason Andreas
-- Hailing from Glasgow, city of half a million souls and one million people

ICQ: 45821217




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