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[Mr Beaker]

Tim Hopkins kindly shared with us :

>44-24-40
>Nice statistics, I think. Don't you?

I'd be inclined to agree Tim if the the "40" wasn't
reference to your shoe size. You know what they say
about people with big feet...that's why I cut me toes
off at age 14..You can but hope eh?

I'm only disappointed I read digests as often as I
went to school, otherwise I would have walked your
insulting competition hands down. You ask Miller. It
took Peter to inform me that perhaps being a Scottish
band that a lot of people on the list might actually
be Scots before labelling the entire country a bunch
of Tenants Extra swilling ****s.

Robert McStrawberryblonde enquired :

>Oh yes, the Ambrosia ad. Is that Tim Hopkins riding a
>moo-cow from London to his native Devon? And is that
>Andy Dean and Steady Mike disguised as the Village
>People in the background? And do Tim's
>fellow Devonians, Adrian Evans and Piezo Erotic Unit,
>really "like it with their oats on top"? I think they
>do.

WE DON'T TORK LOIK THART ROUND 'ERE THEM CONDISENDIN'
GITS - THEY'M BARKIN' UP THE RONG TWATTIN
TREEHORSEBARNTRAKKTER.

I like it with anything on top - you can't be choosy
when you've got size 14 feet and a head like Yul
Brunners.

And then as if by magic....

>I am now the proud owner of my very own Pissing Boy,
>courtesy of Madame Oon and her exotic palace of soul.
>Thank you very much, Madame Oon, bathtime is even
more >fun than usual, even though Pissing Boy's, shall
we >say,"Yul Bryner" is giving me an inferiority
complex.

Oon ?  Ooooon ?  OOOOOOON ?

I want a pissing boy - show me where you bought it
please. SNOT FAIR.

So Peter Miller's met Barry Sheene....not bad, but I
still think you've got some work to do to better Gus
Honeybun or the entire 1983 Arsenal football team
bollock naked in the Highbury baths after training.

I think we should have a compy to see how many of us
can be one of those annoying twats who get on camera
behind reporters on the six o'clock news.  As proof
you must wear a self designed t-shirt emblazened with
the words "GUS HONEYBUN - WORLD TOUR 1976".

I'm sure I had something important to say - nope, I'm 
mistaking you all for someone who actually gives a
fuck.

Sleep Tight,
Beaker.

PS Love Slinky Fubs cottaging tales - Cottaging is
what makes the world go round...and makes the cubicle
walls slightly brown.

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