Sinister: HAVE FUN WITH ME

[GEORGE DICKIE]

  I HAVE STOPED TALKING TO MY MOTHER

               I CALL HER 3-FISH-FINGER-DEB
   BUT IT IS A LONG STORY
WHICH
IS HARD TO EXPLAIN

               I HAVE STARTED 2 DAYS AGO
AND IT HAS GIVEN ME A GREAT DEAL OF SATISFACTION

     YOU SEE EVERYTIME I TALK TO HER
SHE WILL START TO MOAN
WHICH WILL MAKE ME MOAN


       AND SO ON

IT IS A WASTE OF TIME


              THE FUNNY THING IS 3 FISH FINGER HAS NOT NOTICED
THAT I'M NOT TALKING TO HER YET


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HAS MY LIFE REALLY COME TO THIS

      THE SHORT ANSWER IS
                           YES


THE LONG ANSWER IS

      YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES  YES YES YES YES 
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YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES ETC TC ETC ETC ETC ETC ETC ETC 
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ETC ETC ETC ETC ETC ETC ETC ETC 
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YES




         I REALLY SHOULD NOT OF BOTHERED
                                        I KNOW



4.  Why does Tigermilk sound 100 times better in the car?


MMMMMMMMM
THE ANSWER IS
  SIMPLE
YOU SEE YOUR BODY AND MIND IS IN ACTION DRIVING THE CAR
YOUR DOING SOMETHING WHILST LISTENING TO B&S
       SO YOU DON'T FEEL GUILTY OR BORED
BY JUST LYING IN YOUR BEDROOM LISTENING TO MUSIC WHILST
DOING NOTHING WHEN THERE ARE A 100 THINGS YOU PROBABLY SHOULD BE DOING

YOU SEE DRIVING A CAR TAKES THIS AWAY
AS YOU COULDN'T BE DOING ANYTHING ELSE
THOUGH SOME DRIVERS TRY DO OTHERTHIGS WHILST DRIVING
LIKE READING A MAP ETC
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ALSO THERE IS THE SPEED AND NOISE OF THE CAR WHICH
CAN HUMMMM ALONG NICELY TO THE BEAT OF B&S

IT IS THE SAME THING WITH NEW YEARS EVE
WHY DOES ONE GENERALLY ENJOY NEW YEARS BETTER?
IT IS BECAUSE WE ARE ALLOWED TO
CAPITALISM LETS US OFF FOR THE NIGHT

CAPITALISM LETS PEOPLE DRIVING OFF
FROM DOING ANY OTHER TASK
AND ONCE ONE IS FREE FROM CAPITALISM
ONE IS MORE HAPPY
B&S SOUNDS BETTER

SO IF CAPITALISM WAS DESTROYED
B&S WOULD SOUND *100 TIMES BETTER* ALL THE TIME




     I REALLY SHOULD NOT OF BOTHERED
          I KNOW



LOVE

AND

      COMPUTER CODES



GEORGE HENRY
   OF THE DICKIE VARIETY






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