Sinister: zen and the art of booze management

[Graham MacArthur]

> anyway, poor erica, the most prettiest girl on sinister (officially) was 
> there, and she had injured one of her two heavenly legs by falling down
an 
> escalator chasing tim baxendale

I wasn't chasing, I was *racing*. With all the bleeding leg confusion, we
never decided who won, but I obviously deserve a medal for not crying, and
being a brave kid. I went to see Nursey today so she could have another
little look at it, and she gave me an injection in the bottom under the
pretences I havent had my leaving school "booster". Any excuse to see my
bum.

I'm being "affectionately" referred to as 'Peg Leg' by all and sundry, but
everyone was impressed at how rock I am, and fetched me chocolate bars from
the vending machine while I sat gushing about Tim Baxendale in the sixth
form block today. 

Marcus, remember, vommitting on one's clothes is better than vommiting in
someone else's shoes, as I have once been known to do during a binge of
alcohol driven high spirits. Serves them right for wearing Rebok Classics.

It was a good picnic, hey little ladies and lads I met. You know who you
are,  and you're all fabulous.

Erica
x


"And since gin to artifice bears the same relation as tears to mascara,
her attractions at once dissembled"
Truman Capote
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