Sinister: can i come over and shower?

[Tigerxdare at xxx.com]

 goodmorning sinister boys and girls,
   how are you all doing?...ick i feel so utterly gross right now! since my 
house is in the middle of the woods, we dont have regular water, all of the 
houses water comes from a well in my backyard. well yesterday the well ran 
dry. and it ran dry before i showered yesterday. since it was a holiday 
nooone could come fix it, and now it is the next day and it is still broken 
and i have still not showered. ugh its so horrid, and i really need to clean 
my nipple rings, but with no water that is quite a difficult task...my 
younger sister started back to high school again today, which gave me immense 
pleasure in knowing i am a college student now, who can sleep late and only 
has classes 3 days a week! haha...hopefully my new contact lenses will come 
in today that i ordered, they are sapphire blue! theyll look good with my 
hair , that has been red for quite some time now..so, the list crush has been 
restarted. now my name is out of the suggestion box and into list!..steve c 
is quite a charmer, im sure all the girls are voting for him..the sinister 
girl whom i fancy, is courtney b. i do love getting mail from the little 
darling, if any girl should get votes it should be her..alright im going back 
to bed, i awoke with the hopes that there would somehow be water, but alas, 
there isnt. ill talk to you soon my sininster sweethearts.

xoxo, 
            lauren
+----------------------------------------------------------------------+
   +---+  Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list  +---+
  To send to the list mail "sinister at majordomo.net". To unsubscribe
   send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to
  "majordomo at majordomo.net".  WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister
 +-+  "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+
 +-+  "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+
 +-+                     "jelly-filled danishes"                   +-+
+----------------------------------------------------------------------+