Sinister: the theatre is full - but I AM NOT!!!!!!!

[Pete Ramsdale]

'Nother quickie (but there again, most of the time they are, when I'm
involved ;-) ):

The as-ever piss funny Ian said:
>well, the weekend was a funny one and no mistake.  there i was, saturday
afternoon,
>minding my own business as it swam somewhere beneath the surface of a pint
>of guinness and guess what happens?  i get chatted up by a film star.

>yeah, i know it sounds glamorous, but he's been following me round all week
>and its getting a little tedious.

I can *maybe* beat that with the fact that, during a Saint Trinians
fancy dress night down the pub last thursday, I shook hands with
Christopher Timothy (you know, the one of "All Craetures Great and
Small" fame....) whilst dressed as a bird with "SLUT" written on my
head in lipstick. And I'm particularly happy to say that he didn't try
to stick his hand up my arse once. The merest inkling of those
infamous rubber gloves and I'd have been out of there quick smart, I
can tell you.

Oh well, back to wading through letters from listees much more
eloquent than I,

lol p xx.
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