Sinister: I've found Satan in a biscuit.

[susannah]

Yes I have kids.
More on the biscuit later.
I know you've missed me, even you at the back there, its a special trick of
mine,  I think it lends me a certain mystique, you'll never know when I'll
reappear, a bit like Tom Jones.

OK biscuit story now.
You know when people see Jesus in the most unsuspecting of places?
Last year or so there was a big office block in somewhere like Koala Lumpur with
big shiny reflective windows and a huge 50ft face of Jesus appeared. It was
chaos on the streets, they had to bring in martial law. Its true.
Then last week in Dunstable this guy had cleaned his windows with windolene and
a nice soft duster  only when he went to look at it half an hour later he'd
smeared the face of jesus into the glass. Now he cant clean that bit, he just
carefully wipes round it.
I also once heard that Sturt David had a picture of Jesus in the stone cladding
at the front of his house . He was going to phone up the glasgow Echo or
whatever they have up there. Someone who lives in glasgow sneak round and have a
look, go on, then report back.

Well, you know those 'BN' biscuits that have just mysteriously appeared in the
supermarket from France or somewhere a bit continental? they're square with a
smiley face on one side and a smooth other side with BN written on it.
Well, I bought the chocalatey ones and half way through I got one with a really
evil sneering face on it, the face of Old Nick himself. I can barely bring
myself to touch it, actually I'm pretty scared of it. I reckon if you eat it you
might get possessed, I'll bring it to the picnic if I go and you can all have a
nibble, just to see what happens.
Now I'm just waiting forthe creases in my duvet to fall into place exactly
resembling Stuart Murdoch and I'm sorted.
I'm trying to laern to touch type.Its not as easy as it looks, eh secretaries?

Yeah thats it, I might see you tommorow night now that Who wants to be an
annoying twat has finished.

Susannah.
0171 923 0151


+----------------------------------------------------------------------+
   +---+  Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list  +---+
  To send to the list mail "sinister at majordomo.net". To unsubscribe
   send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to
  "majordomo at majordomo.net".  WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister
 +-+  "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+
 +-+  "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+
 +-+                     "jelly-filled danishes"                   +-+
+----------------------------------------------------------------------+