Sinister: Sarcasm- the lowest form of wit

[Curtis Heath]

I've just had a Sinister picnic in my closet, and I want to take this time and write to all of you who showed up. 

It was great, we drank and drank and drank... just like the football players in high school used to brag about... "Dude we got soooo wasted." I really respected those guys. All that beer... and all the hot sex.

Then I threw up all over myself... (It was sooo cool.) And then I spent the night at my house, in my own bed, and I had sex with me. 

The music was amazing, (acoustics are great in my closet.) And I was amazing on the dance floor. A little nervous at first, but, after a few drinks, I looked damn good in the full-length mirror that hangs on the inside of my closet door. 

So anyway, you're all invited next time. We might have to do it somewhere else though, my closet's just a tad stuffy. Oh, and a word about those damn townies...     Let's restrict our bigotry to bigots.    Have Fun!!!


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