Sinister: I've seen so much I'm going blind, and I'm brain-dead virtually.....

[Pete Ramsdale]

Just to put everyone's minds at rest, Waldorf and Steiner were the two
old bastards that sat in the balcony during the muppet show. Or
something like that.

Well, at least you can count on me to roll out the crap gags when most
needed.

To be quite honest, all this talk of new albums being recorded soon is
getting me all excited. And yes, for once, smutmongerers, I *do* mean
in that way. I haven't even finished repeatedly listening to Tigermilk
yet. God only knows what I'm going to do if another classy B&S
offering hits the shelves. I think I may explode. Good job my house
hasn't got carpets yet, then. I'd have terrible trouble getting my
insides out of axminster with Vanish stain remover. Wonder what colour
they're going to use for the cover of this one then. Options are
becoming quite limited now that orange, green, red, pink, yellow,
white and breasts have already been used. My advice would be blue. Or
more breasts.

Well, I'd love to stay here and chat forever, don't you know, but my
boss has just handed me a grindstone with the words "Affix firmly to
nose" written on it. Bugger.

Sayanara, Danielsan,

lol p xx.
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 "Edgar Malroy said, 'A supermarket trolley that believes in God,'
  and then burst out laughing.
  He laughed like this:

                      Ahhhh-ooo Ahhhh-ooo.

  I told him I wasn't the only one."
                                     Bo Fowler - "Scepticism Inc."

 Pete Ramsdale - Unix Systems Administration, Warburg Dillon Read
 Phone: 0171 568 3836

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