Sinister: IS IT ME OR IS IT JUST ME

[Pete Ramsdale]

I have seen a lot of

		CAPITAL LETTERS
   
   in the middle of emails.

	                              I don't like it.

And that, before anyone tries to flame me, is supposed to be an
amusing response to what was actually a perfectly reasonable
accusation. I guess apologies are in order about the totally f$%*ing
ludicrous disclaimers that the company I work for insists on sticking
at the arse end of every email I write. I was hoping that by some kind
of miracle, lack of interest, or mass disclaimer blindness that nobody
would notice. Alas, as always, my straw-clutching assumptions have
been well and truly broken. George, I can only assure you that it
isn't my fault, and that I don't like it either. It is, apparently,
the price to be paid for becoming a corporate I.T. whore.

Oh well, my piece spoken, I shall leave you all with another oversized
chunk of pointless disclaimer.

I herewith hang my head in shame for cluttering up busy peoples
inboxes, albeit through no fault of my own (except, that is, for the
meandering, semi-literate, pointless paragraphs of drivel that
sometimes precede that nicely-worded bit at the end).......

lol p xx.
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 "Edgar Malroy said, 'A supermarket trolley that believes in God,'
  and then burst out laughing.
  He laughed like this:

                      Ahhhh-ooo Ahhhh-ooo.

  I told him I wasn't the only one."
                                     Bo Fowler - "Scepticism Inc."

 Pete Ramsdale - Unix Systems Administration, Warburg Dillon Read
 Phone: 0171 568 3836

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