Sinister: so i made up some facts about hag eels...

[Steven Kado]

...and i told them to this girl in my linguistics class.

and then she told her boyfriend's younger brother and his friend, and her
boyfriend's younger brother's friend was so disgusted that he vomited
everywhere.

to be honest i know nothing about hag eels, for all i know they _do_ live in
other animal's rectums.
i also made up that they were a great maritime resource for countries like
portugal and that they have these giant hag eel farms off shore which are
these incredible walls of simulated larger sea creature rectums, which
attract the hag eels.  when an unsuspecting hag eel enters a simulated
rectum it is sucked by a vaccuume up into some big room full of similarly
tricked hag eels where they are then collected by happy portugese fishermen.
frankly, i've nothing against the portugese either it was just the first
country that came to mind.  i also said that hag eels were usually used to
make very exotic footwear.

hell, i'm no zoologist.

(and who is, really)



its a hazy mysterious day here, and the light is always staying the same.
it seems like its permanently stuck in that sort of atmosphere that there is
when you wake up super-early to travel somewhere and the air is pregnant
with strangeness and such....yes.
and i'm listening to electric miles davis, which is marvelous for this kind
of foggyness.  only its a bit too cold, when the humidex starts up _then_
its really electric miles davis weather.

i just recently figured out why everytime i see mark e smith in a brittish
music magazine he's shrouded in this aura of critical invincibility, because
he's really good with that fall band of his isn't he.  i'd listened to the
fall before and never 'gotten' it, and now i 'got' it and its quite the
thing no?

also, does anyone else find Galaxie 500 to be incredibly sexy music?  wow,
for real....i don't know why but it just is....  hmm.

so this was another 5minutes wasted.  sorry.

are there any rorys on the list?

seeeen keeo

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