Sinister: De-mob Happy*

[stephen hewitt]

*as opposed to "D-Mob happy" which would involve running around pretending
to be Norwich's favourite daughter, Cathy Dennis, and/or shouting "we call
it aciiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid"

!Y!A!Y! a week off work for debauchery (and recovery) is but 2 and a bit
hours away.

Before I go *any* further I must say HAG EELS, and give the proper respect
to Mr Kado for inspired silliness.

*steve imagines oceans full of imitation arses

*steve remembers that some people don't like reading messages that look like
a chatroom transcript

*steve doesn't care cos he luuuuuuuuuurrrrvves #sinister and thinks you
should all come and play

I went to see the remenants of my old band play last nite.  They've gone
RAAAAWWWK, and it was a bit scary (in a kind of late 80s/rachel stamp/cult
kind of way).  However, I didn't follow my plan to throw big heavy things at
them.

Following that we went to a local acoustic nite and *i sang* for the first
time in AAAGGGES and it was GRATE (to sing anyway, I'm not necessarily
saying my performance was).  Apparently there's going to be "lo-fi karaoke"
at Camber this weekend, just try to keep me off it.

Humourous Moment #1:
One of my minions was talking to someone on the phone yesterday and took
their name and they were called Isobel Murdoch which made me chortle and
made my minions look at me strangely

Humourous Moment #2
I was staying at a friend's house on Saturday and one of their flatmates a)
likes B&S and b) is in a band and c) had left some (bad sixth form poetry)
lyrics lying around.  I casually glanced at them and realised that one could
quite easily fit the words to the tune of Fox in the Snow, but it was "girl
on the train , i'll never see you again, why didn't i ask your name etc".
This also made me chortle (after i'd finished cringing) and as i had no one
to share it with at the time i thought i'd share now :)

Humourous Moment #3
Oh, come on, it's only three weeks since i wrote last.  What kind of
exciting fun filled life do you think I have ;)

Right, who fancies some air hockey in mini-vegas then?

xoxo
CarsmileSteve, GRATEly looking forward to the weekend ahead (with apologies
to those of you who aren't coming)
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