Sinister: cardigans and their many dangers

[robert smith]

before i start my little rant i thinkk that i should make it clear that no 
matter what i say, i love my cardigan.
the problem is that i think that it is some sort of parasite that feeds on 
energy. whenever i put it on i lose whatever desire i had to do anything, 
even reading becomes quite a chore let alone things like essays.

another danger faced by cardigan wearers every day is that if you live iin 
an area like barnet to go outside in your cardigan is to ask for all kinds 
of abuse. its only because i'm so big that i don't get beaten up all the 
time. by that i don't mean that i'm hard and fight a lot i mean that i've 
got long legs and can run awys very fast. much to the amusement of the 
puffer jacket wearing wretches that are are hot on my tail.

i think now would be as good a time as any to explain a little about barnet. 
it is the most northerly point of north london and rarther middle class. 
like all suburban (more like sub-human) part of london if is packed to the 
gills with pseudo-cockneys whoes idea of a good night out is to hang around 
in herds outside supermarkets drinking alco pops as they are too young to 
get served in pubs which normally couldn't care less about your age. these 
'people' have such fragile egos that they feel the need to atack people who 
are a bit different so as they can define themselves by what they hate. the 
are fully paid up members of the fasion brigade.

sorry about ranting so much, thanks to everyone who made it to the end. i 
just had to get it off my chest.

bye
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