Sinister: drew their swords and shot each other

[alix campbell]

Hello

Here’s a crap post from me.

I’m jealous of everyone who buggered off to ATP despite having been saying 
that I didn’t want to go. I just don’t like being left out. Hope you all had 
fun and didn’t catch measles or anything nasty. Weather turned out nice, 
didn’t it?

Didn’t bother listening to legal man on the old radio machine. I think I was 
out, but I can’t recall. I rather hope it’ll sound like ‘no limits’ by 2 
unlimited, seeing as some of you have compared it to dance mucus.

I got stranded in Putney on Saturday night. I reckoned I could walk back and 
make it to work by 10am the next day. Without sleep. Didn’t have to though 
and I’m going to tell you why. First I got a lift off of a minicab driver to 
the Brompton Road. He would have delivered me to my door, had I paid in 
kind. To be honest I didn’t fancy that and was sick of being felt, so I 
asked to be let out. Then I decided to walk again, growing ever despondent. 
Bizarrely another minicab driver offered me a lift, and despite the fact 
that by this point I should really know better, I accepted. He was a top 
chap though; he took me to Camden, and then gave me the night bus fare. 
Better than all of this, he didn’t want a shag. If you’ve got any spare 
props, send them his way.

Had a bit of a feline twee fest this lunchtime, I got followed home by a 
cat, which came inside and made itself at home, and then left with me. Jolly 
good fun, and a lovely cat too.

Previously to my unorthodox journey home on Saturday, myself and a 
sinisterine who shall remain anonymous were watching the Top Ten Romo thingy 
on channel 4. It was GRATE. I’m going to buy some Spandau Ballet soon. I’ve 
already started growing my Phil Oakey fringe.

I could never play melody pops properly. God knows I tried, but give me a 
nice brass instrument anyday. They don’t taste  * that * bad either, as long 
as you’re sparing with the brasso and valve oil.

Enough already

lixi.x

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