Sinister: buggin'

[Kev]

Ouch, I feel all shaken.

I just had to forcibly evict un unwelcome tenant - well
squatter technically. I might have considered letting it
stay if I thought it'd cough up some rent.

I mean, as a species I have nothing against them really -
they keep the flies away, after all, but I simply can't be
comfortable when there's a two inch wide (I kid you not)
hairy as hell arachnid is glaring down at me while I'm
trying to be all sensible and mature.  I just get to
thinking about where it goes at night and what it does when
I'm sleeping and eurgh I can't bare it.

So I have to try and get it - not kill it you understand
(what the hell would I do it once it was dead - display it?
I think not) but just somehow make it be elsewhere.

I have no idea how something so big gets to be so fast,
really I don't. I didn't knock it off the wall, really, the
bastard jumped. It's wise to a gurning semi drunk twenty
something - it's off and under the TV stand before I get to
practice my velvet charm and entice it into the pint glass.

Well, I got it in the end and it's now menacing small
mammals in the garden, but it didn't come quietly. I swear I
could feel the weight of this thing in the glass - it was
all jumping up against the side all the way down the stairs.
Eurgh. I'm all bugged out. I really didn't want to piss it
off. I mean I don't want it to come back with all it's
mates...

Er...that's it really. Sorry. I'll try to be more useful
later on.

Always buy the Big Issue from a badged vendor, and eat your
greens.

Love and fun in foreign fields
Kev (the everso slightly shaken)

ps. dutonin or duntonin or whoever was being such a charmer
the other night - mail me?


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