Sinister: legal man - literally

[yellow bananas]

here's the conversation between my friend and the cop who stopped the car 
cos we were doing corners at 60km/h.

cop: show me your driver's license.

my friend: sure.

cop: when was your last drink?

my friend: 10 i think, it was coke.

cop: the powder kind?

my friend: no, the black liquid, fizzy kind.

cop administers breathalyser test.

cop: have you had any listerine? (what kind of drug euphemism is listerine? 
)

my friend: no. although i do prefer plax.

cop: did you have any lollies?

my friend: i just brushed my teeth.

and the b & s content? get me IYFS was playing the whole time.

another mindless post,
huey

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