Sinister: desperation smelling of struan soccer sweat

[GardeningAtNight at xxx.com]

I'm back from Toronto as of Sunday night and conveniently skipped school 
(well, my mom called in for me) yesterday.  My penpal from Coventry sent me a 
tape of Gorky's and put Legal Man on the end, so of course I rewound side B 
to listen to it.  I just finished.. and maybe it's because of all the bad 
teen movies we watched on the bus ride home, but all I could say was 
"duuuuuude."  I think I like it but I'm not quite sure.  It's got a good tune 
though, I think.

marie said, like a billion others but i like how she said it:
<< i'm supremely fecking jealous of y'all 
that went to ATP, especially the ones 
who witnessed a shirtless struan Doing 
His Thang >>

Yeah, same goes for me.  He owes us a jog across America, at least through 48 
states.  The Sinister bus would follow close behind, screaming girls (and 
boys) hanging out the windows.  He brings out the worst in me, I can really 
imagine myself screaming "STRUAN!!  DO YO THANG BOY!!"  I misread that at 
first as "struan dong his thong" which would be just as good now that I think 
about it.

ken needs a shag:
<< I just read idleberry said that her boyfriend will be coming over to shag
her this weekend, how comes my girlfriend isn't coming over this weekend 
to shag me???? >>

I would guess that there are some people that are always dependable for a 
shag when you need one, but why can't I find any of them?  I've been kind of 
sniffly lately because everyone I know, even the weird icky people, have at 
least had a date.  It makes me feel like a kid and I guess being so fucking 
twee doesn't really help since kids around here hate that sort of thing.  I 
think Jen's picture is by the dictionary definition of twee and she's even 
been out (with a moke, but still out).  My one friend who's in the same 
situation as me doesn't care about boys - if she said anything remotely 
sexual I'd have a heart attack.  If I didn't care it wouldn't be a problem.  
I should put up an application on the internet too*.

A Chris, I forget which, told me of an P!O!P! fan in St. Louis.  But that's 
all he said, so I'm left to only guess how wonderful this person must be.  
Please drop me a line and tell me more.

andrew is sad too:
<< If anyone out there has any comforting
words/advice, feel free to e-mail me.   * B+S content:
 I played 3....6...9 seconds of light, about three
times driving around with a lump in my throat. >>

Come here!  Let me love you!

Samantha
* regarding that, girls as well as boys are welcome. i can see them queuing 
now.. in my dreams.
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