Sinister: No, I don't think its my round.

[Denise Power]

hello list, llets begin shall we ? Judy, some tea please. 
Hello list. i am feeling irate today. Someone told me that Stuart Murdoch
writes to this list under an  assumed name just to hear what people are
saying about them. 
I think this is balderdash. Why on earth would belle and sebastian even
care what us saddos are talking about ? Does anyone really believee that
stuart comes dashing into practice late, risking a stern look from
isabelle awith the excellent excuse of "Sorry guys, I was checking my
mail, fucking sinister - I had 498569734956739458734 and I just had to
read them all  cos they are all so good,  one person talked non stop about
why they wear odd socks, another agreed. Someone said something banal and
ity really caught on and they all think its a cool idea and can't stop
posting in. Its almost like whatenglish essays in the leaving cert are
like except without the remarks in red pen at the side saying things like
"too much narrative." I'm irate because it was obviously some list
subscriber who made it up trying to build up the lists credentials in the
eyes of the uncaring general public. Going with the thread that it is a
lie also points to further cringes on belle and sebastians part. If I gang
of people who thought I was great (sic) and had loads of parties in my
honour, spread a rumour that I actually went to their parties , I think
I'd stamp my foot . Come on, Start trek people hate the fans, Ithink the
same applies here. But anyway,
It isn't list abuse to complain of a bad day because it seems to be the
rules. And its the rules, who am I to break them >
I'm irate cbecause I bought a round for five people , one of whom had
already bought a round and etiquette nipped ouot the back for a bit
because one boy went home, and the others all instatnly acquired a disease
whereby their hands were magically unable to reach into their pockets. I
wouldn't mind, being only petty in extraordinarily minute cases, but I
dropped subtle and obvious hints and commented on it in  an annoyed way to
the very offenders who feigned deafness and such things. One of the ugly
boys was scottish , does this has anythihng  to do with the apparent
truism that the scottish are a shower of miserable bastards when it comes
to money  ?
I love scottish poele by the way but I do know that that is a well known
premise. 
I hate scabby bastards though. 
For the more alert of you, the scabby boy was one who I referred to as a n
axe murderer in an earlier mail. 
So the extra sad of you can check the archives to fully understand the
structures and motives which govern my every day. 
And maybe even sturat will reply.

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sometimes embellishes stories and leans towards outright lies is important
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unresponsible unless of course, she happens to be tickling your knee. Then
it is right and proper to stick something smaller than your elbow into her
ear with the sole purpose to hurt her. That'll teach her. 


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