Sinister: BOXING MONOPOLY (THE BALLAD OF DON KING)

[GEORGE HENRY DICKIE]

PIMP PORN

SLIME

  JIGGLYPUFF IS
     THE REINCARNATION OF ELVIS

MMMMM
IF U SEE SADNESS TELL HER
      I'M NOT GOING TO MEET HER TOMORROW
I'M
GOING TO TAKE

          DISOBEDIENCE OUT FOR SOME ICE CREAM
MMMMMM
I HOPE I DON'T BUMP INTO
  TROUBLE ON THE WAY


MMMMMM

  I WANT TO
     PLAY MONOPOLY BLINDFOLDED
WITH A GIRL
WHO LIKES TO PLAY IN THE DARK

                I WANT TO PLAY MONOPOLY IN A PADDLING POOL
  WITH A GIRL
WHO DOESN'T MIND GETTING WET


MMMMMMM


MMM
      I WISH I COULD CHOKE TO DEATH
ON MY OWN INADEQUACIES


      MMMMMMMAYBE IT IS JUST                                   W
A PHASE                                                        E

GA GA                                                          D
                                                               O
HELLO
PEOPLE OF THE LIST                                             W
                                                               H
               SO B&S *LEGAL MAN*                              A
                   MMMMMM                                      T
   YES IT IS LIKE EUROTRASH
MMMMM                                                          W
FOR SOME REASON                                                E
AT FIRST IT REMINDED ME OF GRANGE HILL
                                                               D
                                                               O
                  MMMMMM
            *JUDY IS A DICK SLAP*                              B
  I'M SURE SOME OF U                                           E
HAVE SAID IT IS AN INSTRUMENTAL                                C
                                                               A
         MMMMMM AND IT REMINDS ME OF                           U
               THAT BEAUTIFUL INSTRUMENTAL PIECE               S
THAT NIGEL TUFNEL                                              E
       IS WORKING ON IN THE FILM
                                                               I
*THIS IS SPINAL TAP*                                           T

            MMMMMMM HE CALLED HIS PIECE                        I
                                                               S
*LICK MY LOVE PUMP*
                                                               W
        MMMMMMMMM MAYBE *JUDY IS A DICK SLAP*                  H
IS A TRIBUTE TO                                                A
                                                               T
             IT
                                                               W
          MMMMMMAYBE                                           E

                                                               D
WHEN I WAS ON JEEPSTER                                         O
   MERCHANDISE POSTER
          SHAG
                    MMMMMM
  I SAW VELOCITY GIRL HIDING BEHIND THE
TIGERMILK POSTER

      MMMMMM SHE WAS ASLEEP
           WITH A HALF EATEN HAM SANDWICH IN HER HAND

             MMM
  I THOUGH MAYBE SHE WAS AN ART EXHIBIT

SO I DIDN'T WAKE HER

I JUST LEFT HER

BUT NOW THE JEEPSTER SHOP IS CLOSED
     MMMMMM

      I WONDER IF SHE IS TRAPPED IN THERE


        MMMMMMM


I HAVE SEEN
SHELBY LYNNE
AND IDLEWILD

                   SINCE THE LAST TIME I SPOKE

        MMMM HANK LOVED SHELBY

              COUNTRY/SOUL/ROCK 'N' ROLL

IDLEWILD

MMMMMM

I LIKE TO PRACTICE MY TEEN BOP SKILLS


                    I LIKE THE FEELING
OF BEING SURROUNDED BY PEOPLE
AND FEELING

TOTALLY ALONE


                        I HAD MY COUSIN PIP AND HIS FAMILY AROUND
OVER EASTER

          HE SAID HE INSTALLED
      MORRISSEY A MARBLE FIRE PLACE
IN HIS MANSION IN MANCHESTER
     I CAN'T TELL U EXACTLY WHERE
        MMMMM
   CONFIDENTIAL ETC


I'VE ALREADY STARTED DREAMING
THAT
  NEXT TIME HE
IS WORKING FOR MOZ
      I'M GOING
         TO HELP OUT


MMMM HE HAS A
3YEAR OLD DAUGHTER
CALLED GEORGIA

         MMMMMMM THEY CALL HER MATILDA
  AS SHE LOOKS LIKE
        MATILDA
IN THE FILM MATILDA
MM GREAT FILM

                    MMMMMM SOMEBODY WILL BREAK HER HEART ONE DAY


           MY BROTHER WHO WORKS AT QVC THE SHOPPING CHANNEL                  
                              GOT ME
            A QVC RULER
              ONE THAT THEY USE ON DA SHOW
     IF U EVER WATCH QVC
U WILL KNOW HOW FAMOUS
THESE RULERS R

MMMMM
I CAN'T STOP MEASURING THINGS

             MMMMMMMM ANOTHER BROTHER OF MINE
IS STARTING WORK
AT QVC TOMORROW


                 MMMMMM 2 BROTHER WORKING AT QVC
                       MMMMM
I HOPE I DON'T END UP AT QVC


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SCOTT HOWARD - AN EXPLANATION!
                 JESUS CHRIST DAD AN EXPLANATION!
                  LOOK AT ME
                     LOOK AT YOU

                                                -TEENWOLF

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MMMM
IN MY DARK LOW TIMES
I THINK OF SHARING A PINK GRAPEFRUIT WITH
         CHARLOTTE CHURCH

IT MAKES ME SMILE


FOR A WHILE



LOVE
  AND STICKY CHOCOLATE KISSES



WOW
GHD
2000




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