Sinister: he's suing me ?

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A good legal strategy would be to seek counsel from a random internet 
mailing list, and write to it's thousand members that you are guilty and are
plotting to obstruct justice by crafting an alibi.

Oh, wait, I mean the WORST legal strategy, sorry for the confusion.

Just because there is a new single titled "Legal Man" doesn't make this an
appropriate forum, dear.


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>From: Denise Power <dee at xxx.ie>
>To: twee*muskateers <sinister at missprint.org>
>Subject: Sinister: he's suing me ?
>Date: Mon, Apr 24, 2000, 4:13 PM
>

>
> hello list, I am being sued., for slander and defamation of character
> etc. Its very upsetting.
> My hands are shaking ALOT.
> You know when you do stupid meaningless things which you think to yourself
> afterwards, ah well its not as if it is going to taint me for ever
> afterwards?
> well thats kind of whats happening except for the its not going to taint
> me bit becuase I am due a solicitors letter in tomorrows post.
> So, if anyone has legal background please please mail me privately because
> I can't really use this as a venting ground any more.
> I'd be slightly excited by it if I didn't have  woeful anxiety pains.
> Caroline I will explain tomorrow if you are around.
> Tomorrow I am meeting with my alibi and we are getting our story
> strtiaght.
> I would like to implicate a girl who I hate but I know it will
> backfire. If I was more political I could and emerge smelling of
> roses. Unfortunately I think I am in for alot of character assassination
> and fucked up exams. Actually I'll probably not have to bother sitting my
> exams as my MAsters will probably just be taken off me.
> I used to think crying over boys was enough to feel depressed about. But
> its not.  I don't want to go to court.
> Please don't make me.
> A source told me it probably wo 'nt get to court that it will be an in
> camera or something hearing. i think that means no one but me and the
> other offenders are locked up in a room where severe questions will be
> directed our way.
> My parents are going to hit the roof.
>
>
> boo hoo hoo.
>
>
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