Sinister: TOAST - As far as the eye can see.

[vibrosheep at xxx.net]

Alisdair, bless his northern, regularly darned, never been outside the big city, cotton socks enquired :

>Or even, if I were trying to really antagonise the old man, I might 
>propose 'Near Wild Devon'. Although he might (with any luck) have no 
>idea what I was talking about and I would be excused a beating. And 
>having never been to fairest Sidmouth I cannot say that 'wild' could >not be further from the truth. I have absolutely no idea. Enlighten >me. When staring out to sea, what does one see? Africa or South >America? 

Sidmouth is, we don't like to admit it, but is part of the wild-wild-west.  If you love women who don't shave their legs, preferrably in their mid-nineties, with cream-tea moustaches and, much to the delight of young Sarah the Red, smell of wee - then Sidmouth is your destination.

When on Sidmouth sea-front you will see much the same as if you were living in more civilised areas of the South as Bognor - ROCKS.  Loads and loads of the fuckers.

When you actually climb over the rocks, much to everyones suprise, there is no sea.  It's all a myth to get tourists there.  There's actually a 3/4 completed motorway with a little chef - not the restaraunt, a little bloke in a white hat playing marbles with land adjusted dolphins.

Glad to have been of help.

Too much punctuation.

Adrian.
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